You are sick because you didn’t eat enough cake balls.
gurl i like your logic
Oh god this. The looks I get when I tell people I want to live in China.
it’s okay at least we understand each other and we know that at least neither of us will be surprised when the other fucks off the beijing or shanghai or wherever for the rest of forever.
nosuchthingtoday a réagi à votre billet : Is now a good time to announce the zine? Now? Now.
I am more than a little interested in this.
We were going to talk to you about this! And Katie!
Now I want you to stay where you are and imagine a massive crowd of women, okay, and some of them are wearing knife-stilettos, and some are wearing bright red lipstick, and there’s a fuck ton of leopard print going on, and they’re all chanting,
“Submit, submit, submit”.
That was my effort to scare you into submitting okay I don’t know if it was necessary/worked, but
You should submit
nosuchthingtoday a réagi à votre billet : Okay, so I got a little notification from Facebook…
I’m so appallingly bad at names I have a pile of unanswered friend requests that I need to get verified by a third party before accepting.
Ha, that sounds stressful. Although on the other hand it’s like… Facebook? Eh, who cares. The people I’m closest to know to find me on Tumblr
Women are given leeway, but men must eat and drink All the things. If you’re the guest of honor, or it’s an especially sumptuous event, you get a bottle of booze to take home… about 90% alcohol. (my internet is poor, so this may be double posted)
I was wondering about that, actually. All the books I read are by men, so I’ve been increasingly wondering what it’s like to be a woman travelling around like a hooligan vagrant in China.
Which is what I will be doing asap.
Oh my God 90% alcohol, okay I drink only 0% alcohol damn
Haha, sorry for rambling, I’ve just been attending some diplomatic functions recently, and this thread is a bit close to home.
nooo don’t ever be sorry, i love hearing about ridiculous minutiae like this, and also i ramble always
dude, that is an awesome sentence you just wrote also: “attending some diplomati functions”. /jealous
Banquets are buffets in that the host will basically order Everything in the restaurant and serve it in waves. As a weakling foreigner you are let off eating everything, but you are expected to toss back disgusting amounts of alcohol.
aha awwww “as a weakling foreigner”
but yeah actually
can you just like… eat Everything instead of tossing back all the alcohol? or is that not an option?