Evidence was uncovered in [Bin Laden’s] compound that North Korean scientists had been consulting with Al Qaeda operatives, making even more explicit the link between North Korea and terrorism… the North Korean foreign ministry indicated that “it would take all necessary countermeasures to defend the sovereignty of the country and the dignity of the nation from the Obama administration’s vicious hostile actions”.

From the crisis simulation in my Asian Foreign Policy class (and therefore NOT REAL, this is fictional!)

I would just like to take a moment to thank the professor for fucking over the North Korea team.

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