2 for 5 Cookie Dough at the Store
It was the best of deals, it was the worst of deals, it was the age of savings, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of chocolatey triumph, it was the epoch of “oh no what have i done??”, it was the season of Sugar, it was the season of Fat, it was the spring of comfort, it was the winter of sluggish disgust, we had 48 dough balls before us, we had 48 dough balls before us, we were all going direct to Sugar High, we we were all going direct to prematurely clogged arteries and imminent Death - in short, the diet was so far like the healthy diet, that some of the most nauseated authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
